Old Men of Salem:
Please stop asking me, "Which aisle did you find that on?" in regards to my baby.
It's not funny, it's creepy, and it's not original (note "Men" in the title). I always smiles and play along telling you that she's "Special Order" but my first instinct is to give you a nasty look.
Just tell me she's darling or sweet. In fact a smile for all my children is just fine.
It's not funny, it's creepy, and it's not original (note "Men" in the title). I always smiles and play along telling you that she's "Special Order" but my first instinct is to give you a nasty look.
Just tell me she's darling or sweet. In fact a smile for all my children is just fine.
posted by Megan at
3:46 PM
3 Comments:
EW
while babywearing, we seemed to get a lot of:
"i'd love to be carried around like that!" eww!
or
"excuse me, but you have something growing on your chest"
bwahaha. so original. *eyes roll*
The trick is to have a redhead, then instead of all the creepy comments, you get a continuous flow of comments about children with red hair. Today's grocery store comment was about the different redheads in this particular person's family and what color their hair had been back when they had hair.
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